cop a squat, stay awhile

just a dump to dump my junk. please enjoy!
legs baby.

legs baby.

just call me hieronymus gouache.

just call me hieronymus gouache.

a gouache fart monster for Art Heist.

a gouache fart monster for Art Heist.

acrylic painting for art heist.

acrylic painting for art heist.

also, since nobody reads my tumblr
i feel like it’s worth mentioning that this song

made me cry.

i am preemptively mocking myself for this drunken thought.
… even thought it is true.

i am preemptively mocking myself for this drunken thought.

… even thought it is true.

sharon watched her evening go up in smoke
when she learned she’d been asked to the prom as a joke.

sharon watched her evening go up in smoke

when she learned she’d been asked to the prom as a joke.

the application process at american apparel actually requires taking this photo.

the application process at american apparel actually requires taking this photo.

i am officially

pierced 11 times.

welcome to my left ear, little one.
it’s been a rough day.